Sarah had some poo off the toilet brush!
She was dusting the house with it!
We don’t let her use Windex.
So she moistened the brush with her tongue!
…and there was poo in the bristles.
I’M GOING TO PUKE!
…and she licked it
BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuu…. (cough) (cough)
I had a sandwich myself.