Sunday, November 08, 2009
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Saturday, November 07, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
1. clowns are made to wear surgical masks over their faces when working
around monkeys to help prevent the spread of the clown enzyme that the
clown nose creates.
2. monkeys carry these sterile masks with them wherever they go. And
are handing them out to clowns at all times.
3. Clown suits are sort of like biohazard suits, meant to contain the
clown sickness.
4. Some clowns refuse to wear the masks, especially after they got into
the "dark funny" stage, and these clowns are punished. It is seen as a
threat to society to even hint at infecting a monkey.
5. There are sleeper cells of clowns that plot on infecting huge groups
of monkeys. They of coarse are executed in severe spectacles of
violence and death.
6. If a clown chops off a monkey's hand and makes a wish on it while it
is still twitching, that clown's wish will come true.
7. If your monkey baby becomes infected and turns into a clown baby,
and you want to donate the baby to the search for the cure
of "clowness" there are baby clown drop boxes all over the city.
Scientist monkeys will collect your baby clown and use their DNA to
help find an antidote.
8. Clown are all about the funny, but secretly are very jealous of
other clowns, and every laugh given to another clown is a punch to
their face. Insanely competitive with one another and always plotting
to out do each other. Professional jealousy.
9. Monkeys all get along just fine except when they are teenagers and
looking for dates, then there is a lot of beating chests and snarling,
but it never gets "throw down" violent.
10. A drunken monkey is one pathetic site to behold. All that
repression just spews out in a geyser of bitterness.
11. bonus - a popular dish for monkeys eating out are anthills on a
platter. It is like a fondue type thing.
sD
around monkeys to help prevent the spread of the clown enzyme that the
clown nose creates.
2. monkeys carry these sterile masks with them wherever they go. And
are handing them out to clowns at all times.
3. Clown suits are sort of like biohazard suits, meant to contain the
clown sickness.
4. Some clowns refuse to wear the masks, especially after they got into
the "dark funny" stage, and these clowns are punished. It is seen as a
threat to society to even hint at infecting a monkey.
5. There are sleeper cells of clowns that plot on infecting huge groups
of monkeys. They of coarse are executed in severe spectacles of
violence and death.
6. If a clown chops off a monkey's hand and makes a wish on it while it
is still twitching, that clown's wish will come true.
7. If your monkey baby becomes infected and turns into a clown baby,
and you want to donate the baby to the search for the cure
of "clowness" there are baby clown drop boxes all over the city.
Scientist monkeys will collect your baby clown and use their DNA to
help find an antidote.
8. Clown are all about the funny, but secretly are very jealous of
other clowns, and every laugh given to another clown is a punch to
their face. Insanely competitive with one another and always plotting
to out do each other. Professional jealousy.
9. Monkeys all get along just fine except when they are teenagers and
looking for dates, then there is a lot of beating chests and snarling,
but it never gets "throw down" violent.
10. A drunken monkey is one pathetic site to behold. All that
repression just spews out in a geyser of bitterness.
11. bonus - a popular dish for monkeys eating out are anthills on a
platter. It is like a fondue type thing.
sD
Monday, October 19, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
1. http://ping.fm/cpfPw - hey, looking for some artistic
geniuses that are quick with a mouse, here you can post you jobs over
to SCAD, we have one in the Atlanta metro area! Woot! Currently seeking
a bright shining star who wants to show off their compositing and pixel
tracking skills.
2. The writing plan – ten pages on the second Tuesday of each month,
that way I can have them read at the Blank Page Screenwriters group. So
far the actors are all about it.
3. Here's our new log line: CLOWN VERSUS MONKEY – A story of end times
in the land of make believe where fascist monkeys and anarchist clowns
tear away at each other as the society they created dissolves into
chaos.
4. I wonder about Second Life. Can I have a cultist in second life
walking around handing out Clown Versus Monkey fliers? I've talked to
Jeff our PR guy and Jeff is all about looking into it.
5. I know the first and last shot of the movie. It has to do with work
cubicles.
6. http://ping.fm/UeZrh
- this is a big thing in the movie, how clowns reject their clownness.
7. We are going to tie this into a not for profit charity. 25 percent
of the presales goes toward the... for the ... what would be the best
cause.
8. New artwork in from Tracy and jaX, To be posted soon.
9. Dave Linderbury has introduced me to the solution to all questions
when it comes to clown make up.
10. The flash animation trailer is almost ready, just a few more images
to add and embed a link to the site and you will see this floating
around the web supa-highway!
sD
geniuses that are quick with a mouse, here you can post you jobs over
to SCAD, we have one in the Atlanta metro area! Woot! Currently seeking
a bright shining star who wants to show off their compositing and pixel
tracking skills.
2. The writing plan – ten pages on the second Tuesday of each month,
that way I can have them read at the Blank Page Screenwriters group. So
far the actors are all about it.
3. Here's our new log line: CLOWN VERSUS MONKEY – A story of end times
in the land of make believe where fascist monkeys and anarchist clowns
tear away at each other as the society they created dissolves into
chaos.
4. I wonder about Second Life. Can I have a cultist in second life
walking around handing out Clown Versus Monkey fliers? I've talked to
Jeff our PR guy and Jeff is all about looking into it.
5. I know the first and last shot of the movie. It has to do with work
cubicles.
6. http://ping.fm/UeZrh
- this is a big thing in the movie, how clowns reject their clownness.
7. We are going to tie this into a not for profit charity. 25 percent
of the presales goes toward the... for the ... what would be the best
cause.
8. New artwork in from Tracy and jaX, To be posted soon.
9. Dave Linderbury has introduced me to the solution to all questions
when it comes to clown make up.
10. The flash animation trailer is almost ready, just a few more images
to add and embed a link to the site and you will see this floating
around the web supa-highway!
sD
Friday, October 16, 2009
Where the clowns read depressing poetry and force the clowns into
suicide by not laughing at their routines.
The process is processing.
sD
suicide by not laughing at their routines.
The process is processing.
sD
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Basic drawing of a noseless "skull" clown and his RED monkey captor in
a work cube garden.
http://ping.fm/fs6pc sD
a work cube garden.
http://ping.fm/fs6pc sD
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