Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
Saturday, December 27, 2008
MOVIES IN 09
I would pay to see The Spirit with a group of friends. Frank Miller has made a big turd according to reviews, and I love a good train wreck.
My Bloody Valentine 3-D
I wasn't old enough to see Friday 13 3-D in theaters, so this will grant me my lifetime wish to see 3-D slasher action. And from the director of Dracula 2000! (i never drink... coffee)
I hated part one (too much walking through door action) had fun with part two, and with part three we have two perks, one is Rhona, because Bea Arthur is hot and my new fav b-movie scream queen, two is Tatopoulus is directing and he was always so patient with Webster that I think he'll have a steady hand on this. I'll go and geek out like a manic hyperventalating spazz. Steph will sleep and wonder how she ever managed to procreate with me. This is pure Sci-Fi Channel geek bait.
Watch the trailer, Neesen's little speech on the phone, HOORAY! D-13 is da bomb, and Besson is producing, so look for confussing feminist messages. I'm a bitch, I'm mother, I'm a child, I'm a lover.
Selick is cool, stop motion is cool, MonkeyBone, those damn actors and their damn self moving bodies! What would Junkman's Daughter be if not for Jack Skelington?
Friday 13 remake
Don't like the director, producer, trend, cast, blah blah.
Man in hockey mask. Pull my string and I dance.
It will at least answer the question, "What if Jason showed up in a Timex commercial?"
ALSO this Weekend
Loves me some Run Lola Run. So there you go.
I'm borrowing the book so I can go first screening and steep in pure fangastic eupphoria.
Proyas is cancelled out by Cage. Pass.
Monsters vs. Aliens
Should be fun. Big IMAX 3D experience. with popcorn and drinks, 50 dollars easy. Sarah will get board in 30 minutes. RENT!
Just stay at home, NAAATH'N
CRANK 2 - Nonononono. The first is a guilt pleasure on mine. Too perfect of an ending to keep it going. This movie does not exsist.
Meh. Something about, didn't we get the point with X2.
Raised by Trekkers, I can not not see this. Hardwired in my DNA. Dance Monkey Dance.
more later, I've spent an hour on this.
Lots of sugar highChristmas photos stored up to unleash on you, just not now, not uploaded yet, it's a major investment in time to sort store and share, who has the time, but I'll get around to it in the name of complete disclosure.
If loven BROM is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Man, his interviews make you want to smack him though. That's right, SMACK HIM. Smack the manscara right off his bony face. I'm talk'n to you!. Brang it Brom, braaang it. (love/hate/love/hate/bipolar/disorderlies/fatboys/crushgroove/beat street the real deal/the right stuff/phillip kaufman/san fran snob directors/chip on shoulder/hate hate kill kill/just don't get me on The Crow remake/ F'n F'rs need to back the F F'n off)
Who's your pony? That's right, it's me. (Outsider/emilio/maximum overdrive/green goblin/defoe stole that from bruce campbell/condensed soup doesn't like to be talked to like that)
Got a new toy this year, a little camcorder that fits in the ol' flannel shirt pocket (hardcore 94). Shoots HD and I plan on using it to shoot Clown Versus Monkey. There will be no pretense on turning this into a "real movie". It's a stream of product and something that I can't believe hasn't already been done 1,000,000 times. It's all about Clowns being the subject of agazzillion flicks as are monkeys. They are the mainstays of poverty row DIY horror films. WHY?!? People love that shit! Sop it up with a biscuit! Time for them to face off. It will be shown in installments and making of blogs, t-shirts, breakfast serials, and if you want to see the wet stuff without the censor bars, you can buy the hard core uncut stolen back from the man edition.
09 is already busy as hell, but that will give me time to conceptualize and clear out the script backlog. But maybe something will start. You only have to shoot seven minutes of actual footage a month to have a feature length something by the end of the year. And CVM is a total mask movie. Everyone in a mask. So if you can't show, someone else goes in the suit. And all elements shot separately. Fit together without any regard to how it would really look. representational rather then realistic. Not enough Talk talk, blah blah.
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