Monday, September 28, 2009

1. What do monkeys like to eat? - bananas, there is a giant war going
on right now where clowns have set up circuses in the jungle to harvest
bananas for their peels, they use them in their act. Monkeys hate this
because they are stripping the jungle they also like ant hills so maybe
they have one of those in a bowl vs a bowl of fruit


2. Do monkeys like flowers, or do they maim some other living thing to
stick in a vase for their personal viewing pleasure? - monkeys would
have a tasteful reminder of the jungle something that shows their
roots, I have seen monkeys have grass planted in bowls, and some like
sculpture that looks like clockwork as they are proud that they can use
tools, They also enjoy puzzles and blocks that they can stack,
something to fiddle with.



3. Do monkeys sit up straight and walk tall, or are they still swinging
around (does the kitchen need 'vines' or poles)? - these monkeys are
ambivalent about their old ways, proud of where their from and how far
they’ve come, but always trying to prove that they have evolved, and
hate it when clowns patronize them, always afraid of looking stupid,
but don’t “get” clowns, because their sense of humor is fetal. They do
walk with hunches still, but poles and monkey bars are for strip clubs
where some have been seen sneaking off to vent latent jungle memories.




4. Are monkeys vain? (ie: like mirrors) – monkeys are very vain and all
about appearing civil, and still pick nits out of each others hair.
They can get obsessive and stare and comb and pick. Some have that
neurosis of skin picking until they break the skin. They all have bugs
in their hair no mater what.


5. Do monkeys eat off of plates & w/ silverware? – plates, no
silverware, they are communal and always eating of each others plates.
They are touchy and always touching each other when communicating.
Clown hate that because it is all about the separation between
performer and audience.


6. Do monkeys cook??? – I imagine they are into a raw diet. So
preparation with stirring chopping and beating without much fire or
baking. They can use a microwave. They like watching the carousel move
the food in circles, it seems productive.


7. What's the weather like where the monkeys live (tropical?
mountain?)? – They are all over but congregate in cities since they
have all the jobs. They would like green and I can picture outside the
sliding glass door a porch looking out on mountains, so mountains, they
built cities on top of mountains.


8. Do monkey's recycle? – yes because they hate the frivolous and
wasteful.


9. Do monkey's wear shoes? (what will the floor be like...) No monkey’s
wear shoes, they would like a nice warm textured floor. Interesting
carpet.


10. Do monkey's drink coffee? – Hell yes, and go to 1950’s beatnik
coffee bars and are major coffee snobs. They are paranoid about
anything but coffee being in their coffee.


10a. Do monkey's smoke? (just had to ask ;) Cigars. Cigerettes,
cigerellos, and constantly. They would have ashtrays everywhere.









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1. What do monkeys like to eat? - bananas, there is a giant war going
on right now where clowns have set up circuses in the jungle to harvest
bananas for their peels, they use them in their act. Monkeys hate this
because they are stripping the jungle they also like ant hills so maybe
they have one of those in a bowl vs a bowl of fruit


2. Do monkeys like flowers, or do they maim some other living thing to
stick in a vase for their personal viewing pleasure? - monkeys would
have a tasteful reminder of the jungle something that shows their
roots, I have seen monkeys have grass planted in bowls, and some like
sculpture that looks like clockwork as they are proud that they can use
tools, They also enjoy puzzles and blocks that they can stack,
something to fiddle with.



3. Do monkeys sit up straight and walk tall, or are they still swinging
around (does the kitchen need 'vines' or poles)? - these monkeys are
ambivalent about their old ways, proud of where their from and how far
they’ve come, but always trying to prove that they have evolved, and
hate it when clowns patronize them, always afraid of looking stupid,
but don’t “get” clowns, because their sense of humor is fetal. They do
walk with hunches still, but poles and monkey bars are for strip clubs
where some have been seen sneaking off to vent latent jungle memories.




4. Are monkeys vain? (ie: like mirrors) – monkeys are very vain and all
about appearing civil, and still pick nits out of each others hair.
They can get obsessive and stare and comb and pick. Some have that
neurosis of skin picking until they break the skin. They all have bugs
in their hair no mater what.


5. Do monkeys eat off of plates & w/ silverware? – plates, no
silverware, they are communal and always eating of each others plates.
They are touchy and always touching each other when communicating.
Clown hate that because it is all about the separation between
performer and audience.


6. Do monkeys cook??? – I imagine they are into a raw diet. So
preparation with stirring chopping and beating without much fire or
baking. They can use a microwave. They like watching the carousel move
the food in circles, it seems productive.


7. What's the weather like where the monkeys live (tropical?
mountain?)? – They are all over but congregate in cities since they
have all the jobs. They would like green and I can picture outside the
sliding glass door a porch looking out on mountains, so mountains, they
built cities on top of mountains.


8. Do monkey's recycle? – yes because they hate the frivolous and
wasteful.


9. Do monkey's wear shoes? (what will the floor be like...) No monkey’s
wear shoes, they would like a nice warm textured floor. Interesting
carpet.


10. Do monkey's drink coffee? – Hell yes, and go to 1950’s beatnik
coffee bars and are major coffee snobs. They are paranoid about
anything but coffee being in their coffee.


10a. Do monkey's smoke? (just had to ask ;) Cigars. Cigerettes,
cigerellos, and constantly. They would have ashtrays everywhere.











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Friday, September 25, 2009

Met with Megaman Matt Young last night and an agreement was made! Here
is where we will be filming Clown Versus Monkey!
http://ping.fm/XW1n7 Just let that awesomeness soak in. FIGHTEVIL
SD

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

INT. BEATNIK BAR – NIGHT MONKIES in berets and turtle necks sit at
smoky tables and sip espresso. BEAT MONKEY walks on stage. BONGO MONKEY
on stage right taps out an intro. The crowd now silent. BEAT MONKEY
Vine hanging down Vine hanging low Vine caught Vine trip Vine don't fly
me away Vine wraps Vine ties Vine binds Vine cocoons Vine spider web
Red nose spider Suck'n me dry Taking insides outside Hair'n skin blows
away Vine won't be swinging me. Four winds be my ride I see skies high
The jungle low Shrinks green to brown Free of the vines I cloud to rain
Wash'n the poison From brother's eyes Spider falls Vine dies Bongo
Monkey taps his drum. All the monkeys in the audience snap their
fingers.

Monday, September 21, 2009

In this email chain is all the sites my awesome bro Jeff is going to be
sending our updates too!
and check out this crazy awesome
thing!http://ping.fm/fzvhr
I'm meeting with them now on THrusday as Atlanta is currently
underwater.
This film will be alot like being a kid, just pretending. All added
later.
Goodnight Moon, any ever read it?
http://ping.fm/JTy2N
so good and I want the tone to be that of Goodnight Moon.
When in doubt, Goodnight Moon.
There are versions on Youtube but the best way is to read it real slow
and whispery to yourself.
http://ping.fm/JpA8F
Latah KillazSD





Date: Mon, Sep 21, 2009 at 12:50 AM
Subject: Re: Website list
To: Jeff Steel


Hey Jeff! this is awesome!
You can be ClownMonkey, as a user name, and create from there.The only
other site I can think of are fangoria.com
mailorderzombie.comruemorgue.combloody-disgusting.com
there are a few more I'll send later
Great WORK!
On Sun, Sep 20, 2009 at 3:24 PM, Jeff Steel
wrote:
Submitted for your approval, are these fifty sites. The ping.fm sites
are listed last as I encountered an issue whilst attempting to
register. It seems that the name SDROG and Sam Drog are both currently
in use for a few of them. Since the name is unalterable after registry
in most cases, I was wondering if you had any preferred alternate name
in mind. Let me know and I can go ahead and register on them real
quick. Also, for some sites there were multiple contact emails to
choose from, so I listed the page that lists them instead of choosing
one of them for this list.

Arrow in the head http://ping.fm/spGl3
http://ping.fm/VOPqJ Evil on Two legs
http://ping.fm/PqjPh horror.com
http://www.horror.com/ fearscene.com
http://ping.fm/6VHr3 forums.horromovies.com
http://ping.fm/Z1MnT horror-movies.ca
http://ping.fm/pW8QV horromoviesandstuff.com
http://ping.fm/D8aaj gutsandglory
http://ping.fm/4VYJc best-horrofilms
Osuary
http://ping.fm/xpsH4
buiried.com http://ping.fm/ADP7V
http://ping.fm/IWMla IFC.com http://ping.fm/wBXuh
http://www.ifc.com/ Filmindependent.org
http://ping.fm/IYfJY
http://ping.fm/pDKec Indytalk
http://ping.fm/MCr5a atlantafilms.com (takes a long time
to load this one)
http://ping.fm/mvD2s
ihateclowns.net
http://ping.fm/pBf2M Movieforums
http://ping.fm/fod2J Hauntworld
http://ping.fm/kByqa Horrorexpress
http://ping.fm/mGDWL The Horror Blog
steven@thehorrorblog.com http://ping.fm/GzdXv Horrorbid.com
http://ping.fm/daQH2 Zombo's closet of Horror
zomboscloset@yahoo.com
http://ping.fm/9XueP Horror's not
dead peter@horrosnotdead.com http://ping.fm/6k4ac
HorrorForum.com
http://ping.fm/ElD2B The Vault of Horror
b-sol@thevaultofhorror.net http://ping.fm/Ef872
Halloweenforums.com
http://ping.fm/JDrNr RandomSanity.com
http://ping.fm/MRstp The Horrorfeast forum
http://ping.fm/ltcFy Terrortube
http://ping.fm/SBINC


Ping.fm linked sites

twitter

facebook

facebookpages

Plurk

myspace

Tumblr

Identica.ca

brightkite

Blogger

LiveJournal

Xanga.com

Wordpress.com

YouAre.com

Multiply

Vox

TypePad


Finally, I found this video funny, perhapes it will provide inspiration
for a gag or something I dunno, but figured you might enjoye it
nonetheless.
http://ping.fm/LiNfa
***note from drog, funny stuff, but it is well documented that all
monkeys, not clowns, know kung fu***

Sunday, September 20, 2009

INT. KITCHEN – DAY

We are in a sunny suburban kitchen.

DAD and MOM MONKEY sit at the kitchen table.

A SALES MONKEY in a powder blue shirt sits across from them with a
brief case, some brochures and a miniature foam core tool shed.

SALES MONKEY takes a large steel hook from the briefcase.

SALES MONKEY
And check out this baby, top of
the line, surgical steel, holds
up to 300 pounds, by it's self.

MOM
Oh my.

SALES MONKEY
Oh my is right, a little more
up front but will last you a
lifetime.

DAD
We're not looking to make a
swing set out of them, we
just want them to spill the
beans.

SALES MONKEY
Understood, how long has Jo Jo
been missing.

MOM starts to cry, DAD places her head on his shoulder.

DAD
Five days, you never think
it'll happen to you, but then…

SALES MONKEY
I know, they took one of
mine once.

MOM
Did you get him back?

SALES MONKEY
Her, Bayra, I did.

DAD
How.. HOW!

SALES MONKEY picks up the steel hook.

SALES MONKEY
One of these shucked right
behind each Achilles heal,
suspended upside down, doesn't
take long for all that clown
juice to collect in their brains.
Set's their nerves on fire.
They talk, they scream. You'll
get you little Jo Jo back.

DAD
Give me two of ‘em.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Ahoy Shipmates,
So this is how it will go,
The film is like a series of paintings, think of it as looking at a
gallery of 84 paintings that when taken all together tangentally tell
a story, or to be more precise gives you a vivid impression of this
alternate world.
Tracy - we should skip the "trace a photo approach" and just talk
about what the background should be for each sixty second scene. You
can frame it in your mind also as scenic backdrops. Loose lines and
loose color from the "darkside of the rainbow", greens, purples,
crimsons, blacks, and some panic colors. Also Google "Polish Movie
Posters", if nothing else for the emotion we are heading towards.
Mike - if an image comes to your head from the pages don't hesitate to
draw it, we are looking at two drawings a week, and anything you draw
will be inspirational and will make people more curious for the film.
The actual costumes will be details added to the base, a basic clown
and monkey with a few added details, and alot of post color
replacement and overlay. This is for budgetary reasons.
here's ten more things you should know about this world.
1. the clown cities have hot air baloons everywhere for mass
tranportation,
2. clowns also travel by hanging on to helium balloon bundles,
3. sometimes they put steel hooks into the end of the baloon strings
and stab them into the monkeys and send the monkeys into the sky. This
is displeasing to monkeys.
4. a huge industry is the contracting of torture shacks for monkeys by
monkeys, it is perfectly legal to torture a clown because...
5. a popular clown sport is to kidnap clowns and take them on huge
frivolous trips that serve no purpose. They will kidnap them and take
them out for ice cream and this will take years. Monkeys hate doing
anything frivolous...
6. Monkeys have all the jobs, clowns hate reality and want everyone to
stop working and watch their act. Monkeys want to be productive 24/7.
7. Clowns are devoted to the spiritual concept of discovering the
perfect joke inside them.
8. Clown babies are spiritual leaders because they are closer to that
initial spark of inspiration that inspires the perfect personal "set
up".
9. Nirvana for a clown is when the punch line is the setup is the
punch line, intertwined and inseparable - homogenous, and called
homogenasia.
10. If a clown dies on stage, produces no laughs from the audience,
they must commit suicide.
11. BONUS! The torture shacks are used to get info from the clowns on
where the kidnapped monkeys are. It is a patriotic duty to torture a
clown because a kidnapped monkey can't go to work and thus holds up
production.
Fightevil
sdrog
The green screen will be used for 12 sessions and the seven minutes
will take five hours to do.

The movie will be shot in wide shots, one minute wide shots, that are
then zoomed in and cropped in post. It will be like looking at a
painting and the painting movies and we move in and look at the details.

I want the twins to act in it as well.

Any props and vehicles that we can not secure will be high contrast b/w
photo rips.

I will work from mikes drawings and he will work from my script. A
fluid idea exchange.

We will keep this situation fluid.

The script will be nonlinear and keep thinking nightmare.

I will write out the script one page at a time, one page per day.

People will have nightmares for 100 years after this comes out.

I will manifest the green screen and masks next.

I have a budget of 200 dollars for the clown and monkey faces. I will
have four monkey suits and four clown suits. The monkey suits will need
to be a hookable color, like the hot pink, and the clown suits will be
generic jump suits, also a hookable color.

Pink Monkey suits

Jump suits in four big bright chroma colors for super imposing. And the
masks will be two other hookable colors that can be changed later.

Before post, the clowns will look like skittles.

Yarkoni will do the back grounds, they will look like this!



I need those loose lines and and color bleeds.


Jeff will have the list of sites to market to ready by 9.30.09.


FIGHTEVIL SD

Thursday, September 17, 2009

The rock'n rocker Mike spent the day researching and sketching for the
Clown Versus Monkey(.com) AND I have a hot lava lead on a high tech
green screen that would shoot the film into the heart of Awesomeville.
Note:I will be plugging this clown till Halloween '10.

Hey Guys, new zombeak stuff!

A cool write up from the cool cats at evilontwolegs.com!

Thanks Jon and Corey!

Fergie ferg say -Check it out!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

> EXT. INSANE ASYLUM - SUNSET
>
> Creepy asylum sits on top of hill.
>
> A weird van pulls up and parks at the front gate.
>
> Two monkeys in lab coats step out of the van.
>
> The guard monkey steps out of his booth and greets them.
>
> The lab monkeys open the back of the van
>
> A maniac clown in a straight jacket jumps out and attacks them. He has
> several mouths all over his face.
>
> The monkeys restrain the clown.
>
> A third monkey in protective gear comes out of the van with a cattle
prod
>
> One of the lab monkeys gets bit by the clown and screams.
>
> The shock monkey zaps the clown down with the prod.
>> The clown trembles on the ground.
>
> BIT MONKEY
> Ah Bananas, You’re were right
> we should have bagged him.
>
> The guard goes back into the booth returns with a shot gun
>
> Monkey gets on knees
>
> BIT MONKEY
> Hurry up and do it before I start
> cracking jokes.
>
> The guard blows away the monkey.
>
> His head obliterated, the gore spews from his neck like foam from a
campaign bottle.
>
> The clown starts laughing