Tuesday, September 15, 2009

> EXT. INSANE ASYLUM - SUNSET
>
> Creepy asylum sits on top of hill.
>
> A weird van pulls up and parks at the front gate.
>
> Two monkeys in lab coats step out of the van.
>
> The guard monkey steps out of his booth and greets them.
>
> The lab monkeys open the back of the van
>
> A maniac clown in a straight jacket jumps out and attacks them. He has
> several mouths all over his face.
>
> The monkeys restrain the clown.
>
> A third monkey in protective gear comes out of the van with a cattle
prod
>
> One of the lab monkeys gets bit by the clown and screams.
>
> The shock monkey zaps the clown down with the prod.
>> The clown trembles on the ground.
>
> BIT MONKEY
> Ah Bananas, You’re were right
> we should have bagged him.
>
> The guard goes back into the booth returns with a shot gun
>
> Monkey gets on knees
>
> BIT MONKEY
> Hurry up and do it before I start
> cracking jokes.
>
> The guard blows away the monkey.
>
> His head obliterated, the gore spews from his neck like foam from a
campaign bottle.
>
> The clown starts laughing

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