tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-94452092024-03-14T06:52:51.935-04:00DROG/BLOGWhat Zombeak, the Satanic Killer Zombie Chicken Movie and it's director, Sam Drog, are up to these days! Check out WWW.ZOMBEAK.COMSamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.comBlogger2154125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-30589168355795392072022-09-04T22:25:00.003-04:002022-09-04T22:25:55.397-04:00Been a while!<div>Hey! I've been busy, sorry so distant!</div><div><br /></div><div>I have been going through a roller coaster, and have been journaling, just not online.</div><div><br /></div><div>Haven't written anything creative in a while. I finished the Jason video and shot another I am now working on.</div><div><br /></div><div>However, I drew and wrote tonight and had a good time with it.</div><div><br /></div><div>Saw Randy Stewart and his wife at a new church we tried today. That was cool to catch up. We never really talked because we were all so busy during the shoot, It was good to catch up.</div><div><br /></div><div>This church was good, a Unity church, so instead of reading from the Bible they read a Dr. Seues poem. I am not even kidding. But it was very positive and a lovely bunch of people. I am just used to religious services calling me a piece of shit. I kinda have become used to it and people telling me I am naturally a good person sounds foreign.</div><div><br /></div><div>What else, Sarah is still awesome. Focusing on grades.</div><div><br /></div><div>Abbie is awesome, she is going through a loner phase I try not to worry about.</div><div><br /></div><div>Cam is awesome. Really into animation depicting the apocalypse.</div><div><br /></div><div>I had a really nice day just listening to music and being chill. Paul needed a table taken apart and just could not help but hover around and ask about it until I relented. God bless'm.</div><div><br /></div><div>What else? Drank lots of coffee and tea. Ate shrimp and lobster sauce, never had that before. Skipped the kahoots this weekend, I am off. Maybe tomorrow. We are just chill'n. Labor Day and I am off.</div><div><br /></div><div>I told them I felt retired, and I do. That is cool. If something goes haywire I am there, but in the meantime I am just going to be as chill as possible.</div><div><br /></div>FIGHT EVIL<br />
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Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-14103465749592077862021-12-10T07:01:00.000-05:002021-12-10T07:01:18.075-05:00Day 10 Dec<div>Went to bed right after work yesterday, it was cold in the shed and made me tired. Achy bones.</div><div><br /></div><div>Missed writing yesterday because of it and did not get any editing done.</div><div><br /></div><div>The nice thing about not being a professional is that I can go to bed when I want to.</div><div><br /></div><div>Today is Friday, and I am getting off early today, so the plan is:</div><div><br /></div><div>1. Get off at 1.</div><div>2. Drive to Starbucks and get a venti cold brew.</div><div>3. Come home and:</div><div><span> </span><span> - add Shot of the phone</span><br /></div><div><span><span> </span><span> - add Jason's voice for the phone</span><br /></span></div><div><span><span><span> </span><span> - add ambient room noise back into the movie.</span><br /></span></span></div><div><span><span><span><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span><span><span>Saturday will be dedicated to putting sound effects into the movie.</span></span></span></div><div><span><span><span><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span><span><span>Sunday will be dedicated to color correction.</span></span></span></div><div><span><span><span><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span><span><span>And that will be the weekend. I don't want to be on the computer all weekend.</span></span></span></div><div><span><span><span><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span><span><span>I did promise Cameron that we would walk to the pizza place for lunch one day, prob Saturday.</span></span></span></div><div><span><span><span><br /></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div>FIGHT EVIL<br />
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Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-50766261039102668082021-12-08T06:57:00.000-05:002021-12-08T06:57:05.598-05:00Day 8 December<div>Last night my parents showed up and Julie and Sal showed up, and Austin, Emily, and Jon Dean showed up, and we all watched Sarah be the concertmaster for her orchestras Christmas concert. She looked very grown and I can't believe this is the same person who a few years ago was racing imaginary creatures all over the house.</div><div><br /></div><div>Cameron said he is addicted to sweet tea. He is excited because I told him we can walk to the Peace, Love, and Pizza this weekend for lunch.</div><div><br /></div><div>I bought some presents through Amazon.</div><div><br /></div><div>Abbie has a new friend who comes over and they play together on the trampoline.</div><div><br /></div><div>I did not get any writing or editing done last night due to the concert, so I have some catching up to do the next couple of days.</div><div><br /></div><div>Steph had a really good client yesterday. </div><div><br /></div><div>I had a technical call at work that I figured out beforehand, so the call went very smoothly. Praise God!</div><div><br /></div><div>Paul told my parents that after narrowly surviving covid, that every day is good and feels like an extra day. I also have lived longer than two of my friends, so it does feel to me that also that every day I have is like a bonus. </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>FIGHT EVIL<br />
Sam Drog<br />
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Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-85009763251916002012021-12-07T07:24:00.000-05:002021-12-07T07:24:04.749-05:00Day 7 December<div>I am awake. But. It really takes me four hours to really wake up.</div><div><br /></div><div>It's going to be a good day. Abbie is off to school. Sarah is stirring. Cameron is still asleep.</div><div><br /></div><div>I talked to friend yesterday about project. We have a lot to do if we want to make it by 12/21.</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm getting rid of the on-call phone today so will have some more time to work on it.</div><div><br /></div><div>- Ambient noise</div><div>- Sound effects</div><div>- music</div><div>- mix</div><div>- color correct</div><div>- sub-titles</div><div>- end credits</div><div>- render</div><div><br /></div><div>Perhaps we can get this done by Sunday the 19th.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>FIGHT EVIL<br />
Sam Drog<br />
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Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-44056491138915638182021-12-06T07:26:00.004-05:002021-12-06T07:26:47.038-05:00Day 6 Dec<div>Up with the kids. </div><div><br /></div><div>Abbie is off to school. Cameron and Sarah are up and getting ready.</div><div><br /></div><div>We are all just groggy.</div><div><br /></div><div>Cameron said that he woke up happy because last night he wrote a great letter requesting public transportation in Woodstock. He is tired of being stuck at home all day. It was empowering to him to write this letter, and he did a great job. He is a very good writer. I am proud of him.</div><div><br /></div><div>Sarah has a concert tomorrow where she will be the concertmaster. She is nervous. I am proud that she gets herself in these positions.</div><div><br /></div><div>Tonight is my last night on pager, so I can't wait to shed this thing tomorrow after work.</div><div><br /></div><div>I need this coffee to start working, ASAP.</div><div><br /></div><div>BTW, here is Cameron's letter:</div><div><br /></div><div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #01000b; font-family: "Open Sans", sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">Dear Mayor Henriques,</span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #01000b; font-family: "Open Sans", sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #01000b; font-family: "Open Sans", sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">I would really like it if there were some public transportation in our great city. I'm talking about public busses. I think it would be a great thing if we had a few busses to go around stopping by each neighborhood in the town and taking passengers to their recommended destination. The busses will also take them to other cities like Roswell or Atlanta. The public transportation idea is something you really need to pass as policy for them, me, and you.</span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #01000b; font-family: "Open Sans", sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #01000b; font-family: "Open Sans", sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">The people of Woodstock would like it because some people don't want to or can't drive in this town. It would also be really helpful for the environment if we had public transportation. It is also relaxing on busses not having to focus on the road all the time. You can listen to music or relax your head on the bus. It will also clear up traffic because people won't be stuck in cars all day. You also don't need to stop for gas on the bus. It will even get people to work faster so no one is late. Kids could go places because they can't drive. If an emergency happens and you need to get somewhere quickly, public transportation could save lives. So give what the people of this city want right now.</span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #01000b; font-family: "Open Sans", sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #01000b; font-family: "Open Sans", sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">I would like it because I would like to go places. I am thirteen and I'm tired of being stuck in my house all day. My house is in the Southlands which is isolated from the city. I would really like to go to the store by myself. I could also make new friends if I was able to move around the town. I would like to go to places like downtown Woodstock and Atlanta. There I would make social gatherings to help solve social problems. My activism could change the world if I had a chance to get there. So give me what I really want for this town.</span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #01000b; font-family: "Open Sans", sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #01000b; font-family: "Open Sans", sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">You would really like it because it could make the economy of Woodstock greater. I suspect that you want the economy for Woodstock to thrive and if we had public transportation the tax coffers will be fuller than ever before and the city will rise in its GDP. So if you want economic prosperity in your city then give us what we want right now, which is public transportation.</span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #01000b; font-family: "Open Sans", sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #01000b; font-family: Open Sans, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">Sincerely, </span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span style="color: #01000b; font-family: Open Sans, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">Cameron Joseph Conkle</span></span></div></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Way to go, m'boy!</div><div><br /></div>FIGHT EVIL<br />
Sam Drog<br />
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Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-58964315690547315562021-12-05T15:14:00.002-05:002021-12-05T15:14:23.728-05:00Day 5, Dec<div>Hey there, planet.</div><div><br /></div><div>Not much on my mind right now. Just chilling on a Sunday. </div><div><br /></div><div>Abbie and Steph have gone out to the Girl Scouts. Today they are singing Christmas Carols at the retirement home. </div><div><br /></div><div>Cameron is watching YouTube. Sarah is lurking around.</div><div><br /></div><div>I sent my friend a rendered version of the project and he likes what I did with it. So much sound work is still to be done on it. And color correction. And sub-titles. We want it all done by the 21st.</div><div><br /></div><div>We took the kids to church this morning, minus Sarah, she is of age to decide whether or not she wants to go.</div><div><br /></div><div>Something is up. I am feeling very emotional today. I need to write 6 pages to get back on track for the December writing project. Going to do that and go back to bed. I should put up Christmas lights, but not sure if that is going to happen.</div><div><br /></div><div>First I need to write something.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>FIGHT EVIL<br />
Sam Drog<br />
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Clown Versus Monkey! Check It Out <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVSZxX35wpo">Here!</a><br />
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Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-55621370886637018862021-12-04T10:27:00.000-05:002021-12-04T10:27:10.787-05:00December D4<div>Waiting for the coffee to brew. That's when I write these little things.</div><div><br /></div><div>Went to bed early and slept in. Now I feel drugged and sluggish. What is up with that. Looks like a trip to Starbucks is going to happen, despite the fact that I have coffee brewing. It won't be strong enough.</div><div><br /></div><div>I worked on the video project yesterday. I'm going to render today to give the friend a copy to work on the music for it. The donated tracks we have don't jive with the footage. Friend is going to work on it on his machine.</div><div><br /></div><div>I really just want to go back to bed. My head is swimmy. I just need to lay this all down and reset today.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>FIGHT EVIL<br />
Sam Drog<br />
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Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-82824058122329988802021-12-03T07:23:00.001-05:002021-12-03T07:23:18.827-05:00Day Three Dry Spell<div>Day three of restarting this blog and already I am out of stuff to write about.</div><div><br /></div><div>Taking the day off from my day job to sit down and focus on an editing project I am doing for a friend. It is all sound design stuff, which is not my strong suit, but the friend just wants something presentable to put on YouTube, so it doesn't have to be perfect. I am using it as an opportunity to try out the new tools on Premiere. So much has improved in the decade-plus since I last upgraded. Premiere can do all sorts of stuff these days. </div><div><br /></div><div>I should have gone legit years ago, but you know how scarcity thinking makes you cling to stuff. Why buy a new one when I got this old thing that is working almost fine? The truth is, it was not fine. My CS3 version of Premiere was ridiculously buggy and would crash constantly. I almost never get a crash with the new version. </div><div><br /></div><div>I hope to get at least half the sound done today.</div><div><br /></div><div>What I have to do.</div><div><br /></div><div>- Level set the dialogue.</div><div>- Add music</div><div>- smooth out the rough changes in ambient noise.</div><div>- add some sound effects.</div><div>- Mix the tracks.</div><div>- Add subtitles in scenes where I had to scrap all the sound.</div><div>- Color Correct</div><div>- Add end titles.</div><div><br /></div><div>The deadline is to have it up on 12/21, so I need to give him the file on 12/20. That gives me 17 days. I would like to spend one full day on each of these steps, except for end titles. because those will be quick. Just a simple scroll.</div><div><br /></div><div>FIGHT EVIL</div>
Sam Drog<br />
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Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-56287434201071355432021-12-02T06:59:00.000-05:002021-12-02T06:59:01.534-05:00Day 2 of Project December<div>Went out with Cameron last night to pick up some coffee and sandwiches for dinner.</div><div><br /></div><div>Cameron wants to start a small business selling torches and pitchforks to protesters. </div><div><br /></div><div>He asked me if that was a good idea.</div><div><br /></div><div>I told him no. It was too old-timey. Those are chasing Frankenstein supplies. These days you need a cell phone and picket sign to protest. He needs to get with the times. He could sell picket signs. </div><div><br /></div><div>But Cameron is stuck in the middle ages. He is fixated on giving the protesters torches and pitchforks. You can't convince him otherwise.</div><div><br /></div><div>Drank a cold brew at about 7 pm so that was a mistake. </div><div><br /></div><div>Sarah and I stayed up talking about our Spotify accounts and comparing music tastes. Spotify has this year-end wrap-up where it tells you your top genres and artists, most played song, your stats.</div><div><br /></div><div>Sarah is really into a genre called Midwest Emo. Emo is her number one genre. It sounds like punk to me. </div><div><br /></div><div>We laughed because my number one genre was Gospel. My top three favorite artists were all in their 70s. Shirley Ceaser was my number 1 artist. </div><div><br /></div><div>Before this year, Sarah was really into 21 Pilots. I was really into techno and EDM, along with my usual 80s and 90s punk, alt, industrial, and soundtracks.</div><div><br /></div><div>But now I got the spirit! And I loves me some old-timey church music.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>FIGHT EVIL<br />
Sam Drog<br />
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Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-42825165735558918082021-12-01T07:16:00.001-05:002021-12-01T07:16:34.291-05:00December Begins!<div>Let us see for how long I can write a blog a day.</div><div><br /></div><div>Today was the deadline for my November script, which is only half-finished. So I am going to set it aside and work on an editing project for the next 20 days and pick it back up after Christmas.</div><div><br /></div><div>The goal of writing a script every month is still lingering out there, but I have yet to develop the disciple required to hit that goal. I want to be like Larry Cohen who wrote prolifically and with apparent ease.</div><div><br /></div><div>My goal is to write something as good as It's Alive.</div><div><br /></div><div>It's good to have goals again. I fought depression back in 2021, after a long battle that started in 2019 the moment I finished Clown Versus Monkey. I was pretty much finished after that and was rudderless for a while.</div><div><br /></div><div>This was one of the longest periods I'd experienced. And I can tell you it only ended after what I can only describe as divine intervention.</div><div><br /></div><div>During this period I had resigned myself to putting filmmaking aside and just enjoying life. But that felt horrible and the antidepressant made me a tranquil zombie.</div><div><br /></div><div>I know it has been a tough two years for a lot of us. I lost a best friend to Covid, almost last my father in law. I know people have lost jobs and livelihoods and hope. The world was turned upside down due to the pandemic.</div><div><br /></div><div>I've had it pretty good considering what everyone else has been experiencing. Depression made me blind to it all. All I felt was numbness for days, weeks, and months, </div><div><br /></div><div>The funny thing was the antidepressant took away the anxiety and replaced it with a dull peace that felt worse. I missed the anxiety once it was gone. I had this giant hole that it used to fill and I couldn't find something as interesting to replace it.</div><div><br /></div><div>So I took myself off the pills, hoping to start feeling again, and I did, but in a new way.</div><div><br /></div><div>I've been veering between agnostic/atheist, depending on my mood, for the last decade or so.</div><div><br /></div><div>But not anymore. I now attend the church of gospel music. It is something I remember my late father doing. It is a clandestine congregation. I attend it every morning in my headphones. The message in the music is so positive and full of hope, that it has made a difference in me. I feel healed of the depression and anxiety that has plagued me my entire life.</div><div><br /></div><div>I don't know if I believe all the ins and outs of Christian Theology, but that doesn't seem to matter to God. He is saving me every day regardless of what I think of him.</div><div><br /></div><div>This is more personal than I usually write about, but I needed to put something down, so there it is.</div><div> </div><div>Let's see if I write more tomorrow.</div><div><br /></div>FIGHT EVIL<br />
Sam Drog<br />
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Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-13497215286620865672021-08-28T10:26:00.000-04:002021-08-28T10:26:52.931-04:00Things Cameron Thinks Should be Banned in Georgia<div>My son has very specific opinions about what should be illegal in GA.</div><div><br /></div><div>1. Smoking</div><div>2. Ballpoint Pens</div><div>3. Non Model T cars</div><div>4. Shorts and T-shirts</div><div>5. High Fructose Corn Syrup</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>FIGHT EVIL<br />
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Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-45032344835983022792020-11-05T20:21:00.001-05:002020-11-05T20:21:59.111-05:00Things to Do<div><span id="docs-internal-guid-bc92e57c-7fff-4106-d632-1c463bbaa62d"><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">there are things</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">that I want to do</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">but the sludge of the day </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">attaches to me</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and slows me down</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">weighs me down</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">makes me so tired</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">to just move</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and interactions</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">become heavy</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and forced</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and the day</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">drags on empty</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and endless</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and in the end</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I am waiting</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">to fall asleep</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">so I won't have to feel </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">this way</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">the heavy emptiness</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">but with a few rituals</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I can turn it around</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">take control</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">no longer in the passenger seat</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I take the wheel</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and steer</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and put on a pot of coffee</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">shower</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">shave</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">brush my teeth</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and sit to write</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and it is this that frees me</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and I can finally feel at home</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I have so much to rewrite</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">so much to knock out</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I have scripts to write</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and all manner of frivolous </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">thoughts to have</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">it is the luxury of frivolous thoughts</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I used to feel ashamed</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">of wasting my time</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">with this</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">vanity</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">but now</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I spend so much time dealing with other's</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">perplexing needs</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">that I do not even need to worry about it</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">giving myself a break</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">from the necessary and urgent</span></p><div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>FIGHT EVIL<br />
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Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-40596127236960603032020-09-27T08:36:00.001-04:002020-09-27T08:36:34.937-04:00Beast Man<div><span id="docs-internal-guid-e5df64dc-7fff-23d0-0b1e-09ebca030d9e"><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><br /></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I wake</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">hungry for blood</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">so I put on coffee</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I hear</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">the call of the hunt</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">so I log in</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I crave</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">a feast of meat</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">so I crunch on a pop tart</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I vanquish</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">my sworn enemies</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">by writing snide emails.</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I dominate</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">the village</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">by getting in the check out lane before them</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I listen</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">to the oracles</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">by binging Netflix</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I bellow</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">a primal scream</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">when the internet dies</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I ravish</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">my woman</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">with kissy emoji texts.</span></p><br /><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Beast Man</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">sleeps now</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">on memory foam pillow.</span></p><div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span></div></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>FIGHT EVIL<br />
Sam Drog<br />
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Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-30844160720027487012020-09-21T07:48:00.001-04:002020-09-21T07:48:10.119-04:00This Just In<div><br /></div><div><div>Shel Frankenstein</div><div>world-famous monster</div><div>and children's author</div><div>destroyed an entire bookstore last week</div><div>when someone lit a candle</div><div>in the middle of a reading.</div><div>Known for his whimsical poetry</div><div>and superhuman strength</div><div>Shel Frankenstein is currently rampaging the US</div><div>on his current book tour,</div><div>promoting his latest collection of drawings and poems </div><div>entitled</div><div>"Murrrrrr!!!!"</div><div>Reviews of the book have been ecstatic, the best of his career.</div><div>When reached out to for comment on the latest bookstore kerfluffle, Mr Frankenstein could not be reached, but his PR people assured us that it was all part of the show. Theatrics if you will.</div><div>Theatrics or not, 4 people were sent to the hospital last Thursday night. </div><div>None were available for comment.</div></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>FIGHT EVIL<br />
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Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-90478975866300657852020-09-20T10:41:00.003-04:002020-09-20T10:50:31.979-04:00Yog Sothoth for State Commissioner<div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhx6YP_f75okP4cW4y6_-ezPZqVOX-IapqeSIslhKzZTUe_d6UetFoAqTbQ4bLAVenEgO_Ycx9jOaANAZPNgpIyw_lh4js2JcyTYVakXtDkRJySQFq6DLiE7_kLUAGUPay0XA/s2048/IMG_7730.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1179" height="736" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhx6YP_f75okP4cW4y6_-ezPZqVOX-IapqeSIslhKzZTUe_d6UetFoAqTbQ4bLAVenEgO_Ycx9jOaANAZPNgpIyw_lh4js2JcyTYVakXtDkRJySQFq6DLiE7_kLUAGUPay0XA/w423-h736/IMG_7730.jpg" width="423" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div>Maybe listening to atonal soundscapes is bad for you.</div><div><br /></div><div>What if you go so deep into a trance and look so far inward that you find something in there that has been sleeping? </div><div><br /></div><div>Something alien and other, put there long ago by forces ancient and malevolent. </div><div><br /></div><div>What if all this shoegazing took you back into your mind, back down long hallways, and you found a door, and opened it, and woke that other thing up?</div><div><br /></div><div>Thanks a lot, Norweigion soundscapes.</div><div><br /></div><div>What if you started acting like an elder god in your day to day life? </div><div><br /></div><div>It would be so hard to hold down a job and maintain your relationships. </div><div><br /></div><div>You would have to find a whole other group to hang out with. </div><div><br /></div><div>That would be rough, </div><div><br /></div><div>I would imagine you would be insufferable.</div><div><br /></div><div>Maybe limit the shoegaze soundscapes to a few minutes a day. </div><div><br /></div><div>Maybe living in a trance opens you up to all sorts of dormant forces in your head that need to stay asleep. </div><div><br /></div><div>What if one of those alien beasts woke up and demanded you start running for political office so the reign of the elders could begin once again? </div><div><br /></div><div>What if you didn't win? </div><div><br /></div><div>How disappointed would Yog Sothoth be?</div></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>FIGHT EVIL<br />
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Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-55553928717772308722020-07-18T08:37:00.000-04:002020-07-18T08:37:21.076-04:00Turtle Trap<div dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">running past</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">a tortoise and hare situation</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">how to get those wonderful toes</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">off those</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">in the zone</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and maintaining maximum heart rate</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">it didn't take long</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">a quick hit to the back of the head</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I can't sleep,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">so I wander.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">No idea what it was.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Brought it home,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">put it on the kitchen table,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Had to find out what it was.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Three eyes should have been a clue.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Nothing on the net with three eyes</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">No mammal, insect.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Nothing this size</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">with extended mandibles</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">More research</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">gave me no more.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Who can I call?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">This may be a new species.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Then I heard it</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Scratching at the door,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">the front,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">so faint,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">you would have missed it.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">And a whimper.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">This was unlike a dog's whimper.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">It had a guttural reverb</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">like several mouths letting it out</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">with one breath.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I stood by the door and listened.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Eventually, this whimpering thing</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">lost patience</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">and pawed at the door harder.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I heard deep grooves </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">digging into the wood.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I turned on the porch light</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">but t was out of site</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">from the window.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I could only hear it.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">And then it started banging into the door, </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The house shook.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The thing howled now.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">A terrible sound.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Now I knew it had come for the dead thing.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I knew it would bash through the door to get it.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">My back door.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I checked, coast clear.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I tossed the dead onto the porch,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">slammed the door.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Moments later I could hear the other.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">It cried.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Almost human,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">like a baby</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I lay against the door</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">listening.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">When I woke up,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">my kid was watching TV.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I had fallen asleep on the floor.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Kid didn't seem to notice.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I opened the back door.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Nothing.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The dead thing, gone,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">a trail of blood slid off the porch.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I followed it into the back yard</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">where it disappeared under the pines.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Bigs turns just in time to see it wreck into his face, sounds like a car crash.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The crowd winces. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The chair dents in. Bigs' face dents in, and down he goes.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Big Shot over him, smashing him down more and more, warping the chair, warping Bigs, blood splatting on the ring, the crowd booing, completely off team Big Shot.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">RINGSIDE </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Gore Man is flipping out!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">GORE MAN</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Stop it! Stop it, you idiot!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Big Shot stops, and now sees, the chair covered in blood, a pool soaking into the mat. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Bubbling up through Bigs' ruined face.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">And the crowd hates him. for the first time in his Big Shot's career, he is no longer a face, and they hate him.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Gore Man is not happy about that.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">She doesn’t know how angry I was at them. The YouTube people, who lied to me. Who giggled throughout the entire process. Not once calling anyone names or throwing projectiles. They seemed so smug and sure, and confident. Everything I mistrust. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a></span>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-26627425080251945652020-05-02T15:49:00.001-04:002020-05-03T21:04:19.161-04:00The Unluckies - a short screenplay<div dir="ltr" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;">
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Tony has taken all the medicine out of a cabinet. They are laid out in a row as he searches, and in the process, organizes the endless bottles and boxes. Aspirin, antihistamines, Tums. On and on the colorful packages stretch. Finally, at the very back of the cabinet, his hands find a small tube of Orajel.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The lid is unscrewed and a dab of greasy gel is squeezed onto his finger, the finger into the mouth, the gell smeared on the soar and…</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Again.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">HUNGRY IMP</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">BBQ?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I could do BBQ.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">LEAD IMP</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">BBQ it is. </span><span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">1 pm.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Delete his hard drive</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">LEAD IMP</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">2</span><span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"> pm</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">ALL IMPS</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Reflatten his tires.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.6667px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">LEAD IMP</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">3pm</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">TONY</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Hey! </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The table of imps freeze, some with half-chewed </span><span style="font-size: 14.6667px; white-space: pre-wrap;">food </span><span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">in their mouths, one in mid-reach for more toast.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">TONY </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">What are you guys doing in my house?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">NERVOUS IMP (whispering)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">He couldn’t, right?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 14.6667px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">LEAD IMP</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Nah, he ain’t talking to us.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">TONY</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">I’m talking to you! What the hell are you little freaks doing in my kitchen!?</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">HUNGRY IMP</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">He sees us.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">NERVOUS IMP</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Oh my god.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">AGREEABLE IMP</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">What do we do?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">HUNGRY IMP</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">You should say something.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">NERVOUS IMP</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">We should run.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">LEAD</span><span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"> IMP</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">That’s it.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">AGREEABLE IMP</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Yes! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px; white-space: pre-wrap;">LEAD</span><span style="font-size: 14.6667px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> IMP</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Run!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">ALL IMPS</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Run!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The imps jump from the table.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Tony runs after them, but they scatter. He catches the Lead Imp and lifts into the air, facing him.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">TONY </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Who are you? How did you get...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Lead Imp hits a button on his wrist. A MECHANICAL ARM deploys from a little box mounted on his shoulder. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">TONY</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14.6667px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">... in my...</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The mechanical arm pokes Tony with a taser and knocks him to the floor. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Lead Imp crashes on top of Tony and grabs him by the collar. Tony is completely paralyzed, his face frozen in terror.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">LEAD IMP</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Who you calling freak, freak? He’s down guys! Regroup to Alpha. Mission aborted. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">NERVOUS IMP</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Mission aborted? Thank god! </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">LEAD IMP (to Tony)</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">You are going to forget everything you’ve seen here today. Got it?</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Tony groans, it is all he can do.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">LEAD IMP</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Or better yet, tell everyone. You’ll be in the loony bin by Friday. Hahaha.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The other imps gather\ around. Agreeable Imp speaks into a radio mounted on his wrist.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">AGREEABLE IMP</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Mission control, we need a teleport to Alpha ASAP. Mission Aborted. Target acquired insight.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">LEAD IMP</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Don’t tell them that.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">AGREEABLE IMP</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">They’re going to want to know.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">NERVOUS IMP</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">So much paperwork.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">LEAD IMP</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I’m not going under the bus for this one.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">HUNGRY IMP</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Me neither.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">LEAD IMP </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">None of us are. Cool it. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">(to Tony)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">You are going back to sleep. And when you wake up, this will all have, obviously, been a dream. You‘ll call your boss, tell him you overslept, and get back to your crappy little life.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The Lead Imp reaches into Tony's mouth, and from under the back molar, </span><span style="font-size: 14.6667px; white-space: pre-wrap;">embedded in the soar, he </span><span style="font-size: 11pt; white-space: pre-wrap;">pulls a long silver needle with a cobalt blue light on the end.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Tony's eyes show all the shock and horror that his mouth won't allow him to say.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Get back, everybody!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Time and space rip open into a swirling vortex. Wind and lighting rage, sending everything that's not bolted down flying through the air as if an indoor hurricane had erupted.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Take it easy Tony, we'll be seeing ya, but you won't be seeing us!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">He takes out a ray gun and shoots Tony with a bolt of energy.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Tony? Jesus man, we called you 100 times. Where have you been?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I was... I overslept</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Overslept? Dude, it's 6 PM</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Yeah, it’s late. I think I must be sick.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Too sick to answer your phone?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Um maybe. I may be really sick.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Well, today really sucked because of you.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I don’t know what happened.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Barbara had to come in, and you know she wasn’t happy about that.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Oh Jesus, I’m so sorry.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">So if you want to keep your job you better say something incredible. I hate to put it that way, but this has become a real pattern for you.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I know. My keys, my wallet, They keep getting...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Steve</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I've heard it all. You are a broken record. I mean, once, twice, sure. But you are a mess, Tony.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I’m a mess, yeah, a mess. But I think I got it figured out. I think I know what’s been happening to me.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Oh yeah,, what. What's been happening?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I, well, you ever seen Time Bandits?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Took an hour</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">An archaic assortment of poles and pulleys</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Five bikes precariously lashed to the back window.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I prayed.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Driving across town to the trail</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Watching the bikes rattle and shake in the rear view</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Watching the temp gauge on the dashboard creep up and up</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Silent and focused and furrowed brow</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Ready for the worst</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Finally at the park</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The engine sizzling</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I release the 40k pounds of rubber and aluminum.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Kids smack on helmets, mine on backwards.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The neck strap too tight says Cameron</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">He careens wildly around the path</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Off the path, into pedestrians</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The family goes ahead</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">I stay to threaten and bully</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial"; font-size: 11pt; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">Later, I apologize.</span></div>
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Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-7432131881948348942019-07-21T14:01:00.002-04:002019-07-21T14:01:47.156-04:00Guess what?We are uploading the movie for its first screening. DANG!<br />
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Watch Short Films <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD8570F3670516926">Here!</a>SamDrog2000http://www.blogger.com/profile/07971003567594536843noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9445209.post-79079201976275545312019-05-28T21:00:00.000-04:002019-06-03T20:06:40.334-04:0030 Day Challenge: Finish Clown Versus Monkey Episode 7 - Day 01The Capsule<br />
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I've finished all the capsule scenes, the bedroom and bathroom scenes. The big deal right now is that I can see all I need to do without scrolling the spreadsheet around. That's a big milestone for me!<br />
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