Coming to grips with the prequels, we all have to do it eventually. They're not going anywhere. So I'm going to talk about the bright spot of Phantom Menace. I love the podrace. People complain it was too long. Nay! Nay, I say. Not long enough. Really, the movie is over after the podrace. After that, the whole thing flatlines until Darth Maul turns on his double light saber. So podrace. Loved it. And above is my favorite little moment. This creature is adorable and ridiculous, and the little sound it makes before dying a fiery death is fantastic. Look at those little arms. Adorable.
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