Beast Man

I wake

hungry for blood

so I put on coffee

I hear

the call of the hunt

so I log in

I crave

a feast of meat

so I crunch on a pop tart

I vanquish

my sworn enemies

by writing snide emails.

I dominate

the village

by getting in the check out lane before them

I listen

to the oracles

by binging Netflix

I bellow

a primal scream

when the internet dies

I ravish

my woman

with kissy emoji texts.

Beast Man

sleeps now

on memory foam pillow.

FIGHT EVIL
Sam Drog

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