Shel Frankenstein
world-famous monster
and children's author
destroyed an entire bookstore last week
when someone lit a candle
in the middle of a reading.
Known for his whimsical poetry
and superhuman strength
Shel Frankenstein is currently rampaging the US
on his current book tour,
promoting his latest collection of drawings and poems
entitled
"Murrrrrr!!!!"
Reviews of the book have been ecstatic, the best of his career.
When reached out to for comment on the latest bookstore kerfluffle, Mr Frankenstein could not be reached, but his PR people assured us that it was all part of the show. Theatrics if you will.
Theatrics or not, 4 people were sent to the hospital last Thursday night.
None were available for comment.
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