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Thursday, October 08, 2009

Ten More Things People Should Know About CVM

  1. The rejected clowns go into a cube (laugh bank) to write uninspired jokes for free clowns that are condensed into a drug that keeps the clowns down.  They are motivated to write by terror and pain inflicted from monkey managers.

 

  1. There is an industry of pain to keep monkeys from laughing (drugs and self mutilation products)

 

  1. A clown denies his clowniness by chopping off his nose. Then it is off to the laugh bank.

 

  1. Clowns live on opposite ends of society, they run all the large businesses and hold the highest government offices or they are begging street performers, everything in the middle is a monkey.

 

  1. A clown that can stay off chemicals becomes very powerful.

 

  1. Monkeys are not allowed to make their baby monkeys laugh for fear that they will become clowns. There is a whole industry of passive neglect baby items.

 

  1. A monkey who does not want to keep their child will make them laugh in order to turn them into a clown.

 

  1. Then they are sent off to "the circus"; giant big top communities where clowns live.

 

  1. Teenage monkeys will piss off their parents by dressing like clowns.

 

  1. Clowns will target enemy monkeys and isolate them, and make them laugh until they become clowns. Usually in dark basements.

 

  1. Bonus – Monkeys go to these beatnik bars to read really depressing poetry to one another. They will invite a clown to perform knowing that they will not laugh and if a clown does not get a single laugh on a staged performance they must kill them selves immediately after the show.

 

  1. Bonus Bonus – clowns take these killer gigs because they get so desperate for attention that they loose all sense. A clown needs an audience and needs laughter or they start getting violent.
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