- The rejected clowns go into a cube (laugh bank) to write uninspired jokes for free clowns that are condensed into a drug that keeps the clowns down. They are motivated to write by terror and pain inflicted from monkey managers.
- There is an industry of pain to keep monkeys from laughing (drugs and self mutilation products)
- A clown denies his clowniness by chopping off his nose. Then it is off to the laugh bank.
- Clowns live on opposite ends of society, they run all the large businesses and hold the highest government offices or they are begging street performers, everything in the middle is a monkey.
- A clown that can stay off chemicals becomes very powerful.
- Monkeys are not allowed to make their baby monkeys laugh for fear that they will become clowns. There is a whole industry of passive neglect baby items.
- A monkey who does not want to keep their child will make them laugh in order to turn them into a clown.
- Then they are sent off to "the circus"; giant big top communities where clowns live.
- Teenage monkeys will piss off their parents by dressing like clowns.
- Clowns will target enemy monkeys and isolate them, and make them laugh until they become clowns. Usually in dark basements.
- Bonus – Monkeys go to these beatnik bars to read really depressing poetry to one another. They will invite a clown to perform knowing that they will not laugh and if a clown does not get a single laugh on a staged performance they must kill them selves immediately after the show.
- Bonus Bonus – clowns take these killer gigs because they get so desperate for attention that they loose all sense. A clown needs an audience and needs laughter or they start getting violent.
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