Mental institutions, for clowns, are like circuses of course. They are like sideshows where heads of state go for counseling. They are like a church, a hospital, a United Nations, a night club, and a carnival all rolled into one. The doctors are like handlers for what are the most powerful people in clown culture, the insane.
Once a clown has lost his mind due to consuming too much shtick stack, they will begin speaking incoherently, but with a nutty wisdom that appeals to clowns because the images are different takes on familiars, jokes with set ups and punch lines intermixed. A president clown will come here to get wisdom. They will fly in and start to talk with a maniac clown who screams and babbles as their doctor watches over and interprets. The docs are like soothsayers, the orderlies are like body guards, and the nurses are like glamour models, beautiful clown girls, the desk lady like the maître d, or the barker, and as you know, a clown with a lot of voices in their heads has to grow more faces in order to give them space to breathe and speak, the more faces , the more you speak. It’s a big reason why no one eats anothers jokes, they will make you insane and grow more faces, so that is bad. But! The more faces, the more wisdom, the more power.
***the nose is not a rubber ball, but an engorged cyst/gland that makes the clown nuts. Remove the nose and they become normal, they are diseased. And once they loose their noses their families will morn and grieve and hold a big funeral even though the clown is still alive and in the room. Sometimes they will even attend their own funerals and sit next to an effigy of their former clown selves.***
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