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SEIZURECISE – There is this new exercise craze sweeping the west coast in which you spend 50 dollars to be injected with a drug that induces an epileptic seizure. The seizure lasts about 30 minutes, and participants can burn up to 1300 calories per injection. This may be the magic pill people have been looking for, as it takes no voluntary will or action, and afterwards you don’t even remember it happened. You are fitted with a mouth piece and just left alone until the seizure subsides. People report feeling a calm cleansing energy immediately after.

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